![]() ![]() Watch this if you need a good laugh there isn't an ounce of real heroism or grandeur in the whole mess. Suffice it to say that it involves a trip to Hell not HEL, the Nordic afterlife and the goddess thereof, but basically the Christian Hell-fire, lava, the whole ball of melting wax. I won't spoil the ending, because the director and writer already did that. Some woman named Jarnsaxa spoon-feeds him every move, which is amazing because she is practically unintelligible-a fact made even more painful when they do vocal effects and her words could not be deciphered even by CIA software. He sounds like a surfer and spends most of the movie looking like he needs a diaper change. Why this is difficult is never made clear, because Thor is a major beefcake meathead. They would probably also call people in a blimp "the Rapture." Anywhoo, the whole plot requires Loki to steal Thor's hammer. Not only this, but Loki keeps talking about Ragnarok, and it is obvious the writers had no idea what the term means. ![]() I don't remember if either Thor or Loki mention it by name I got the impression they couldn't pronounce actual Nordic terms if their paychecks depended on it. ![]() The plot centered around Loki trying to destroy the earth by killing Yggdrasill, the tree of life. I caught this on Syfy, and I wish I could make them take it back. Reviewed by cpeter133 3 / 10 Well, Marvel's got nothing to worry about. ![]()
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